The Daily Mail reports that Pakistani pace bowler Mohammad Asif was arrested on Sunday with a small amount of suspicious powder at Dubai International Airport. Finally, some news that interests me and my American friends. My weekends are literally filled with cricket matches, cricket news and parties with the social elite of the cricket scene, so I’m sort of an expert on this…and let me tell you, every cricket player out there has a coke problem. In fact, the entire purpose of a ”pace bowler” is nothing more than a guy who has a really long pinky finger nail for the rest of the team to use. Cricket matches are just 4 week long coke binges, where the first team to lose a player to paranoia or exhaustion loses.
